DMT be like that.

I get it, I’ve been making dad jokes for 20 years. Double the amount of time I’ve been a dad.

Lol I wasn’t expecting that. Sometimes I make a comment to specifically tee up someone for a joke, but I didn’t see that one.

They’re saying that even with pretty stringent dietary rules, as long as its rare, you can have a splurge occasionally.

That was the first thing I saw. Took me too long to realize it was the plate. Like “did dude seriously decorate the plate with the feet of the bird he took those eggs from?!”

Comedy could use a GWAR style act.

Wait till you upgrade to 7… GT sport was a decent stopgap, but 7 is so good I’m having trouble believing they can improve on it. The game is very serious but swaps can make it funny as hell. You can put the legendary 2jz Supra engine into a Yaris, a Chiron 1500 HP W16 into a Corvette, the Hellcat engine into a 1942 Willy’s jeep, there’s a lot of ridiculous fun to be had with engine swaps. You can even put a Porsche 911 engine into a VW bus. Good luck winning any races with some of these swaps, but it certainly is funny!

hand up, waiving it around

My personal favorite is “the defendant didn’t show up”. It’s worked for me twice now.

You don’t need that finger for gran Turismo…

We’ve actually only made things worse in regards to both.

And yet literotica.com has a political board that allows the absolute worst of the worst Republican racists to say the absolute most evil shit you can imagine with no recorse.

It’s the details they fight over.

I haven’t seen a trump flag, shirt or hat in like 6 months. Still see the bumper stickers occasionally.

Nah she’s just opporunistic. She’s a populist above all.

Well thanks for the benefit of the doubt. But I totally face planted and deserve it.

Apparently lol. After his previous stances, I thought no way is it real. It’s like MTG fighting for the ACA. I was like, no fuckin way is this real. But 2025 yo. Everything is ridiculous, nothing is probable, everything is dangerous and wildly likely. Who fuckin knows at this point? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised by flying scorpions at this point. Like you keep assuming it can’t get worse but it always does. So fucking flying scorpions doesn’t sound that far fetched anymore.

God damnit I bit an onion that wasn’t even there lol.

Martha is more gangster than snoop.

That being said, he went right with ice cube. Fuck both.