Modern headphones are so much better than any way of listening to music there has ever been, and yet people still use their tiny phone speaker loaded with microscopic metal shavings, dust and skin oil clogging it. It’s unbelievable, really.

I get that. I love to oversell bad dad jokes. The overselling is what makes it so funny to me, because the jokes are inherently bad.

You need to calm down. At no time did I attack you or anything, but clearly you’re really worked up about it. It’s really not worth arguing with someone so emotional. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Read the article again. It says they were donated by UP.FIT.

Cause I’m saying it’s simpler than that. It’s just advertising for the business to his clientele. That clientele would include right wing “back the blue” types that would love to own a truck that some unspecified swat type team trusts. But if they ever actually use these vehicles for that purpose, it’ll backfire.

I wanna try see a tesla trebuchet video. I should probably clarify; I mean I want to see a cyber truck launched by a huge trebuchet. Honestly that would be a terrifying weapon. As bad as diseased corpses being launched over castle walls, anyways.

Flash floods are a real threat in Vegas.

See, a lot of people don’t like to put the /s but sometimes it’s required. I read it the way you meant it, but I could easily see how people wouldn’t see the satire, as it’s a bit on the nose. If you wanna do satire or sarcasm, you really should throw in at least one part that is truly absurd to let people know it’s not actually defense, or throwing quotes around it if you’re wanting to be more subtle. Also you need more exclamation points if you’re going to mock the right.

It wasn’t musk that donated them. It’s the owner of the business that “upfit” them, and for the record, they’re contracted to ONLY “up fit” Tesla’s.

And their business, the guys “up fitting” these cyber trucks. Which they ONLY “upfit” Tesla’s.

So many reports of studies have been shelved by companies, let alone the government. It’d be fascinating to go through them.

Well trump wants a “golden dome” which will never happen. First of all, our country is far too large to make that even remotely feasible. And second, if anyone attacks us, it’ll be with weapons far more advanced than the iron dome is capable of dealing with. Their enemies use old tech that can be mostly defeated with a system like that in a small enough area. That just doesn’t work for a country as big as the US. Especially when talking of drone swarms and (real) hypersonic missiles.

That’s where he came from, that’s the life he knows best.

Him and Mrbeast have that soulless stare. I want a vault tec style experiment where we put these guys in a bunker with a bunch of dangerous items that aren’t weapons and just observe what happens. Musk can join too. I’m talking tools and stuff that these guys have absolutely no idea how to use. Basically manhunt without experience on how to use the tools or guidance on what to do. Allow them more than enough food to survive, but only basic ingredients like raw flour, no frozen pizzas or anything.

1 trick doctors don’t want you to know!

All this does is prolong the terror. We know where it is. No bunker known to man is safe. That’s why governments don’t tell the public where theirs are. You remove all hope from my life and I’ll show up to palo alto with a jack hammer and shovel and be inside his bunker within a week.

Be Mr. House and set up a missile defense system, not bunkers.

In regards to having children. “You’re going to fuck them up in some way no matter what you do, just try to minimize it”

Fair. While companies like Toyota are still family companies. Every asset that America had has been sold for profit. It’s very fitting. Like a formerly prosperous family, our country and its independence has been pawned off for a quick buck to ensure the line continues to go up. As long as we can pretend we still have prestige, we won’t know the difference, right?

Narrator: They wouldn’t.