Lmao I totally thought it was a forum of hot tub enthusiasts.

I had a ton of great ones back in the day on fbody.com (if you’re not a car person, it’s not what you think.)

It’s not really work when you do what you love.

In a fireworks style for our enjoyment.

Just start randomly yelling other stuff in the same cadence. Most of my countrymen (especially those that would do something so rude) are easily confused. “401K! UFO! Free CJ!”

Derp! Lol that’s exactly what I did. Is late onset dyslexia a thing?

That says 165.

How do you think military bonding forms? When you’re in the shit, you’re not thinking of your country. You’re thinking of your buddies.

Zeta phi sucks! Omega Kai rules!

I have a friend who misses his TC like I miss my GTO. The TC has a significant cult following.

If she were educated, she wouldn’t be who she is.

As if that’s what someone would write when spray painting a Nazis home. 🙄

Burn the shareholders.

Plus probably solar or a generator, so you could keep that infinity pool warm.

DMT be like that.

I get it, I’ve been making dad jokes for 20 years. Double the amount of time I’ve been a dad.

Lol I wasn’t expecting that. Sometimes I make a comment to specifically tee up someone for a joke, but I didn’t see that one.

They’re saying that even with pretty stringent dietary rules, as long as its rare, you can have a splurge occasionally.

That was the first thing I saw. Took me too long to realize it was the plate. Like “did dude seriously decorate the plate with the feet of the bird he took those eggs from?!”

Comedy could use a GWAR style act.