God damnit. Now I’m wondering how much a bowling ball would be effected by a tornado. So thanks for that.

Fuckin whoopsies.

All streaming is bad. Any blip in connection drops it below 720p. Between that and data usage and data collection, why not pirate? That’s even before mentioning giving money to mega-cops.

He didn’t spend 8 years in evil medical school to be called “Mr. Evil” thank you very much!

There’s nothing particularly special about our language or food other than both being an amalgamation and bastardization of other cultures.

The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It’s actually moss of the gods.

Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.

Bro, you’re missing out, bro. Let’s just hot box our farts together. It’s super good for you, bro.

Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.

My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.

That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”

That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.

That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

Nothing has anything to do with clean coal because it doesn’t exist. Clean coal was a Republican talking point, but was turned into cleaning up coal dependant places. It means two different things to people on different sides.

Exactly, a misdemeanor. Not the gangsters he claimed he was going after. That’s my point. He said he was going after the hardened criminals, but how rarely that’s been happening, it seems they’re actually avoiding them and going after innocent people who came here legally.

Edit: they’re specifically avoiding the real gangs because they’re cowards.

I don’t think that response was warranted.

No he wasn’t. He said he was going after the hardened criminals and gangbangers. Far as I’m aware, the vast majority have committed no real crimes except immigration, and a shit load of people who didn’t even violate that.

I’d prefer it to be non-innocent Americans, and those in schools are the only innocents here.

Idaho probably has the highest rate of white supremacists per capita.