By avoiding being a capitalist landlord, you have become a feudalist landlord.

A reverse umbrella.

laughs when reading this

cries when paying thousands of dollars for DLSS

handles all math on every machine on earth

That’s just gmp. The go-to unlimited precision arithmetic library.

Ah, yes, the MADtini.

SATA tears

SCIENCE 99

Ah, yes, I always love it when the train does Tokyo drift.

bee hotels

Cockroach traps are call “cockroach houses” in Mandarin.

“Such a tragedy, honey. Tonight, I want to be with a real human.”

My theory of military bed making is that originally they had to grab the sheets and go on a very short notice, so it makes sense to “pre-pack” them. However, it gradually evolved into a performative art.

It doesn’t matter if it’s truly a one-off.

However, the conventional wisdom is to split the potentially reusable part as a library package and the executable to be a thin layer on top of that library.

In this way, for example, testing can just depend on that library. In the future, if there are requests that calls for a separate executable, the library can be reused.

Only in Soviet Russia.

It’s app level injection, so presumably if you install GrapheneOS or use a different “smart feed app” (some kind of launcher for Motorola? I haven’t used one before), it won’t affect the user. Although, I agree it’s a pretty bad look on the QA of preloaded apps.

It’s not permanent, but lifetime. When they go bankrupt, they’ll just eliminate those subscribers.

Reason why people love Scream: mood

“Copilot is for entertainment purposes only”

Need to put it before the horse’s head?

It’s like “nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.” Nobody ever got fired for pitching a migration to GitHub. It doesn’t have to be good. Then one day it’s crumbling down and people will have to learn to face consequences.