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CBD doesn’t get you high.

Insults are ad hominem… 🤦‍♂️

You’re attacking the person, and not their argument.

Is that with or without friction?

I just had a BLT for dinner.

The streets shall run yellow… WITH JUSTICE!

dresses like a prostitute

How do you feel about my right as a man to become pregnant?

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

I was once rocking out to heavier shit I am pretty sure I sound like shit singing (specifically Animal I Have Become by 3 Days Grace) while on lunch in my work van just parked somewhere and a woman walked by and complimented me, which of course made me turn it off, roll my windows up, and become a turtle inside my jacket. You know, a normal reaction.

Body.

Because the brain seems to think it is not a part of the body.

Source: Brain told me to type this.

I fucking love that he wrote that to be like WWE intro music, and it ended up being the main anthem associated with clowns. 🤣🤡

Darth Vader theme

Ahem… Actually, it’s called the Imperial Death March. 🤓

Unless he read this article he won’t even notice. And since he can’t read, it’s unlikely he’ll read this article.

I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing… Where’s that Argonian maid?

Wonder where it’s going instead?

Alligators with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads for Alligator Alcatraz.

Just DuoLingo, watching Japanese stuff without subtitles (including cultural guides for further understanding) to force myself to listen, and then looking up words I don’t know when I come across them.

My goal was never to learn how to speak or write anything; just understand it well enough to watch Japanese media in the original language. I still often have to rewind and play back stuff to get it all. Especially if they are saying a long sentence really fast.

It also probably helps that Language itself is one of the things that tickles my autistic brain.

If it was a sign on a broken escalator, it’d be okay.

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔