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24 days agoAnd if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil


And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil
So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts
18 half lives


They smell good


If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe
About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:
“Fuck!”


… Ouch
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter


It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far


Sweet dreams are made of deez


Into Thin Air. I think they made a movie, but I read the book.




Maybe they should try using honey
At least 2