Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me

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True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings

People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

At least 2

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

Pinto beans

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

18 half lives

They smell good

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

… Ouch

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

Man this is good

I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far