Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?

Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.

Also, beans on toast is fine.

Passing on an opportunity to dab on the Brits? Sir, I’m going to need to revoke your American card.

Chocolate pizza is definitely something I’ve seen around, and had, as someone who’s never been outside of the US.

Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay

Like, I’m fairly sensitive to anti-white prejudice. Not because white people are some oppressed minority, but because it absolutely gets tiring having to justify your own existence for being born. But this? Man, this is the equivalent of “Americans like hamburgers” or “German humor is no laughing matter”. It’s okay to embrace a little absurdity, as long as it’s not taken seriously by you or by your society.

As someone who is partly white, I have pumpkin spice privileges.

How utterly bizarre and yet entirely predictable based on recent events.

It’s so fucking obvious is it that these people are paid by the meat industry.

I disagree. I think many of them are legitimately just that stupid.

Although some probably are paid.

What do the X and Y Axis represent?

This is the kind of medical advice I like.

Looks like I’m in the clear!

Unironically probably yes, even if that was all your intake. The amount of Vitamin C you need to prevent scurvy is incredibly small. It really is a disease you can’t get unless you’re trying for it anymore. Like, fries and onion rings have like 2 mg of Vitamin C per serving, and you only need 10 mg a day to stave off scurvy.

Malice and incompetence aren’t mutually exclusive. Reagan was both. Numerous biographies bear out that the man was a moron, but ideologically aligned with gruesome and competent people in his administration.

I L L E G A L

What Reagan did was Legal

Iran-Contra wants a word.

It’s, sadly, applicable to most militaries throughout history and the modern day.

Well, the reduced effectiveness was noticed. It created significant uncertainty, funny enough, over the actual causes of scurvy, since apparently citrus fruit wasn’t enough, until more rigorous studies happened in the 20th century.

The RAAAT… is like THIS!

If you have potatoes or onions in your diet, you’re probably safe.

It’s hilariously easy to not get scurvy unless you’re on a 18th century ship, an arctic expedition, or trying to get it.

Reagan needs to be inside the criminal circle too, tbf. In fact, I think Reagan can probably share center stage with Trump, for that matter.

Scurvy is a Vitamin C deficiency, and you will absolutely get scurvy from an all-meat diet unless you’re eating mostly organs and uncooked meat.