ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE LIARS I DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER.

IF THIS OFFENDS YOU I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU.

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• Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott

All religious people are liars.

But none so insidious and morally depraved as the American Christian.

Every LLM is a fascist propaganda machine

My first job was working at an office supply store in the late 1900’s. I was 15 and wanted money to buy a box of magic cards (4th edition)

So my punk rock homie got me a gig there.

On my first day I was like where is B? He got me the job I wanna go goof off with him and throw things in the bailer. They’re like “oh no. b quit today. He walked into the store managers office while he was meeting with the regional manager for his monthly visit and flipped him off and told him ‘fuck you I quit!’”

A month later I played a show on a Saturday and got paid like $100 and was like wow this is cool.

Went to work in the morning and the store managers like “go grab some paper towels from the back”

I’m like ok and do his bidding carrying like 10 rolls of paper towels under my arms.

Dude starts screaming at me. I’m like dude I have $100 wtf is this.

So I’m like gonna quit but my teammate who was cool is in pain from some sports injury and he’s like “just wait until lunchtime and another guy comes in so I don’t have to climb ladders and shit”

Ok I don’t wanna leave my new homie in the lurch.

So lunchtime comes and the third guy shows up.

I punch out. Walk to the store managers office and knock on the window.

He’s in a meeting with the regional manager. I flip him off and say “fuck you i quit”

Now I’m not sure that happened a lot. But it happened twice in a row. During the same monthly visit with his boss.

Worst part I had to get my last check and was so nervous I waited til like six and brought a Wookiee sized punk with me. Just in case.

Then I bought Lagwagon double plaidinum and no use for a name making friends at the cool record store.

Time for that monthly dementia treatment

All the things might also include raping his sister for years and years. Or she’s making it all up.

One of them is lying.

Is this a Lemmy popcorn moment ?

But they said he was several times.

He never sued once ? Captain litigious can deny all he want but he hasn’t sued anyone who called him a pedophile.

That’s weird

Press X to doubt

The Expanse!

Ganymede; the bread basket of the belt!””

Iñaki Ereño

Is his name. Why that information is paywalled?

As if we can afford JavaScript in this economy.

Iñaki Ereño Is that dudes name.

Can you imagine the type of creep you’d have to be to want to pay a million space bucks to move to USA right now?

Nuremberg

It’s the end of the week. Time to stir up some instability for the insider trading.

Monday things will start calming so the insiders can collect their profit.

By Thursday Iran and darth Vader will team up again.

I had a Lyft driver pick me up. He had a “prop” shotgun in the backseat. Claimed it was for a movie. Then he went on a men’s rights rant about how much of a bitch his girlfriend is.

Gave him 5 stars and a tip since he knows where I live.

I’ll buy that for a dollar

At work I’m always reminded reminded of chief Obrien at work. Mostly the crushing suffering

Why is op making our chief suffer?

Oh wait I get it

It wasn’t satire before? Omg. Some people are fucking stupid.