TIL I’m the “older end of the workforce.” Who knew?

They literally are not a boomer.

You cared enough to comment, apparently

“I don’t always eat mice. But when I do, I make sure to vomit up their innards in a high traffic area of our home late at night.”

Boy I wish we as a society would stop reporting on these sociopathic vampires spouting whatever nonsense just popped into their heads

Then how do they know what movie I’m torrenting if my VPN is not on?

I like several of these boots. They don’t have EE sizing, so it’s hard to be sure, but if you are saying they are roomy for wider feet, than I might give them a shot.

This is fascinating!

Cat pictures? On the internet?!

Go on….

That doesn’t sound right, but due to the degradation of the American educational system, I don’t have the wherewithal to argue

This is the way

Or contaminated baby formula

Were there any survivors?!

That’s right, bitch!

I would like to see pictures of your window cat box

I assume the noises must include trolley bells?

They will spare your children. This time.