Because it’s not.
Obvious joke out of the way, I know PS is quite powerful, especially for basically having a bunch of Unix core utils basically built into one program, but I just cannot wrap NY brain around it. I understand it has a verb-noun structure, but feel like I can get more done in Bash than I ever will be able to in PS (I’m terrible at Bash).



Last I tried, BSD didn’t like the WiFi on my laptop, so it’s currently a no-go for me.
Gonna survive on Linux for now, but at least I know I have a potential refuge elsewhere.