Spongebob would be a perfect bottom piggy at an orgy, he is absorbent and has many holes to fill 🥵.

I am 100% ready to replace my browser with a blend of Usenet/RSS subscriptions, maybe sprinkle some Gemini (not the G*gle AI) atop of it. Fuck it, I might even get a library card for shits and giggles.

Lutris + GoG.

Behold! Wisdom of the ancients!

Just about any short form video site.

Most paperback novels sold in grocery stores

90% of the Steam library

Fast fashion

Kitchen appliances with superfluous electronics

Battery powered scooters that can’t handle a mild incline

etc etc

You mean Sturgeon’s law, right?

For recipe sites use the Broccoli app. Scrapes off the SEO gunk and saves the recipe locally.

Image is missing cooking cream and basil.

Bring back netbooks you cowards.

Watches the Max Headroom TV show for the umpteenth time

Fingers crossed 🤞

I still get freaked out when I gaze into the night sky and remember that I’m looking into infinity.

Just about every site now has some barely functional chatbot that hijacks the screen and demands your attention. I want to read the content on the site, not interact with a poorly programmed simulacrum that can give me inaccurate and nonsensical info.

Wayyy ahead of you, I have a collection of vintage cookbooks that is growing by the day! Muahahahha :D

I vacationed in Venice last year and I had to wade my way through rivers of people, so I can understand the sentiment.

Well yeah, if you have custom or exotic hardware you either customize an existing OS or write one from scratch. First option is much more sensible.

I don’t care about spinoff X on IPTV service Y.

I noped out when they started that “temporal war” bullshit. The premise of the show was that humans were the underdog and that we watch them struggle and make creative solutions to problems.

One of the reasons why I never dual boot. Unfucking GRUB is not on my priority lists.

So it’s going to be opt-in not opt-out. Just don’t turn it on. Simple as.

“Don’t worry babe, it’s just the tip”