One of the reasons why I never dual boot. Unfucking GRUB is not on my priority lists.

So it’s going to be opt-in not opt-out. Just don’t turn it on. Simple as.

“Don’t worry babe, it’s just the tip”

Even my fediverse instance (lemmy.world) was down. The internet was invented so shit like this would NOT happen. Fuck the corporate internet.

I had one back in the 90s and used it to record a fart and play it back, to the amusement of my friends.

Basically, system wide Clippy that is somehow even more annoying.

The ridiculous, videogamesque barrel ride pulled me out of the Hobbit completely. I just couldn’t take the movies seriously after that.

Can we not do the Reddit thing, where we pretend we’re all shut-ins and social outcasts for some reason? I got sick of idiots making the same tired joke of “hurdur, what is sex, we’re Redditors” in every thread, and frankly I don’t want the same sentiment here.

A diss from beyond the grave, this is some top notch stuff.

Sheesh, tell me about it, just about every quirk of my personality turns out to be an ADHD symptom in the end.

I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

It’s okay, the peon knows his master truly loves him, and feels safe as his thrall ❤️.

Self-Hosting? What happened to saving things onto a hard drive?

I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

Try having multiple expensive, time consuming hobbies. Gazes at unfinished minis and drawer filled with whips and sex toys

“Powerful” “Polarizing”

The man is dead, there is no need to suck his dick anymore. It’s cold and limp now, much like the rest of him.

Personalised my foot. When I browsed youtube logged into my google account all I got was generic TV ads for womens hair care products. I am a bald male.

Top day is bottom day as well

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

They’re the opposite of people who post “nvm fixed” on their help requests.