He’s a socialdemocrat, which is still capitalism but with welfare.

In deep space.

We are in a pixel crisis but pixel companies are making record profits.

Bees are gubbermint drones, and honey is simply concentrated 5G chemtrail juice that gives you super autism.

Animals aren’t just used, they are tortured on a industrial scale. That’s mainly why vegans oppose animal products.

Ancaps would be so cute, if there weren’t people actually taking them seriously.

Good news, everyone! We’ve finally built the Torment Nexus from the famous book Don’t Build the Torment Nexus.

“I am not a scientist, I just smoke weed” needs to be a shirt.

If the wheel were big enough, I bet humans would use it too.