Lol it even implies that living on the Western edge of a time zone increases your likelihood of breast cancer. Get the fuck out of here

And here’s a mountain goats song that I think captures the feeling really well!

https://youtu.be/eetIgGXH6DA?feature=shared

I would call it an ordeal

Some antennas have active components (not just preamps) that require some kind of DC voltage to work properly. Pretty common in dedicated GPS antennas. They also have bias ts covering pretty much any band you can think of. Well into the GHz range.