SeductiveTortoise

I love Hannah Fry. She’s got so much joy out of a topic I don’t even begin to understand. She HAS to be a good person.

Of all the available printer cartridges, they chose those from HP? Eeeeew

That’s the reason they need protection. Because they are rightfully hated.

I really need to set up frigate. Been procrastinating for months 😐

And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.

They’re all participation trophies, as he can’t win anything of real value.

FIFA peace price of “at least you tried”. Renewable energy price of “didn’t understand the task, but cried when he didn’t get a medal”.

He’s such a weird snowflake

They’re not useless! Just for democracy. And people. But not for Trump, they’re really useful for Trump!

I’m not sure what surprises me more, the fact that there’s a sensor for counting farts, or that there is a stock image like this:

Fine, we’ll create a home assistant add-on to count your farts in private. Geez, people… 🙄

Oh no, the gullible people your friends need to get elected are the gullible people that ate up your antivax bullshit. Who would have thought!

Of course he is. He’s in IT!

And I’m not. But crying they miss empathy (which they do) and then deny it to them is just further digging trenches.

A friend went through a lot of relationships last year and at one point I just lost track of their names so I started calling them a random woman’s name which stuck, and now the whole group of friends refers to his various love interests with that name.

I bought a used mini PC and then set up Proxmox. This little thing is a lot more capable than the Raspberry I used before and it runs my complete home lab, excluding my NAS.

Yes, I’m not willing to become as bad as them.

Mute is fine for me.

I don’t want to fart and shit and groan in front of a camera or a microphone.

Unless you try to cheat with the wares. You can serve a Bloody Mary through your nose then.

Make the record button a pause button. Let it stop for five minutes if you’re not moving. Once you walk away, it automatically resumes, independent of time. If you pressed pause while not in front of the shitter, you’re investigated.

If you absolutely need a religion to be good, I would wager you are not a good person. Just too scared of a imaginary, fiery goat-person torturing you to do something bad.

Or whatever version of hell/whatever you might believe in.

The champagne in my fridge is reserved for Trump, but I guess I would make an exception for him.

*to celebrate Trump’s passing, relax 😂