And the real treasure was the piss crystals you had in your foot all along.

The end.

First computer company I worked for was still using it in the early 80s. Slow, but it retained state after a power failure.

Ice cubs, little kids pockets are for them to stuff ice cubes in.

You make my current government look reasonable

Do you understand how little that narrows it down?

My feet have a full size difference between left and right. Shoes are just expected to be uncomfortable.
This is actually a common thing and there is a shoe exchange club you can join. Problem is that most people, like me, have a larger left foot.

Data is an AI. Its child would also be an AI. Sex and appearance have no lasting meaning to AIs.

Options for the end of the world:

1. Learn to farm and become self sufficient
2. Learn to shoot a gun and map out where all the farmers are

Wet dirt can have a lot of weight. You may want to verify the roof can handle it.

Maybe an island will blowup somewhere and we will have another mini ice age. What’s Krakatoa up to these days?

Wasn’t Half life 2 digital release only in 2004? I remember being pissed off I had to create a steam account and that is why my account name is rather rude.

Shades of The Illustrated Man. Moving tattoos.

Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

Well the x-rays have gotten much better. Don’t really need the lead vest anymore.

So LoL actually stands for Lots of Lichens?

Or wish for the genie to be free, like Fox Mulder did.

These genie wishes are always monkey paws. Better to do something that wasn’t going to blow back, like crashing the genie.

There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

Love and Hex is a great comic.

Plato, but Socrates worked as a stone mason.

I am just amazed he didn’t paint TRUMP on the bottom.