Time by Pink Floyd plays in the background.

I’m 54, I wish I was 30 again. Happy birthday. My cousin’s, birthday is today, he’s 48.

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7x7= 49, not 47.

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This video gave me brain cancer, and I couldn’t watch the whole thing.

Dexter. I noped out after the Season 3 finale where they (John Lithgow’s psycho killer character) killed his wife. My gf kept watching, and was predictably pissed when they killed the sister in the series finale. I laughed like hell. I will not be watching the reboot.

And just like Hilary and the DNC gave us Drumpf the first time, Kamalama-Ding-Dong and the DNC gave us this second round of hell.

I like how you said it “louder”.

Yes, I know.

Remember how everyone shit on Barclay for being a creep until Geordi got busted for making a virtual fuck doll of that one physicist lady? Good times.

I’m with you, prole. This is the kind of shit that starts cults. On a tangential note, I wonder how many people believe in the Great Jaguar Spirit because of Joe Rogan?

I’m sure the nimrod in question thought he was killing it.

Steve Buscemi.

Somewhere on the interwebs, years ago, I read a story about Donnie Douchebag playing golf with Michael Jordan. Mike had landed on the green with his first shot on a Par 3, and Fat Fuck picked it up and threw it in a sand trap. Drumpf’s own caddy told Mike what had happened, apparently.

“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.

Exactly right, comrade. I wish more Lemmings were fans of George Carlin.

My younger brother, who taught himself how to play guitar, was amazed that I can whistle in tune.

Not being on my phone at work.

I voted for Obama in 2008 for exactly this reason, that was his platform. Then I watched from my hospital bed in 2010 (partial colonectomy due to diverticulitis) while they (the House and Senate) voted it down. I don’t know if he/they was/were corrupted by pharma money after the fact, or if he/they ever intended to follow through to begin with.

In the book Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber, he quotes Obama where he makes the excuse that having Medicare for All would leave 3 million insurance workers out of a job. That would be like stifling the proliferation of electric lighting because of the impact it would have on the whaling industry.