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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Mark my words, by 2037, this dickhead will be King-President and CEO of Buckee’s presents, the Ungay Confederate States of American-Patriotopia Freedom Village.

    The rebuilt east wing of the white house is now a vape store that sells cigar shaped vapes - The flavors they sell are “Cigar” “Ranch” “Ranch Cigar” and “Ivermectin”.

    “Congress” is just an LLM trained on the McDonalds app and epstein’s hard drives.

    The supreme court is roseanne, as well as three AI agents modeled on Roseanne (each controlled by a different oligarch’s company), whichever of elon’s kids grow up to be just like him and an AI of a cowboy hat from “yellowstone” with a bullet hole in it.

    The only late night show left is called, “Baron @ Night”. The house band is Ed Sheeran.










  • Practice makes perfect…

    So many folks are on auto pilot, just waiting out “a bit more” until we can “fix everything” with the election.

    • The predominate ballot machine company was just recently purchased by trump loyalists
    • Biden was blocked on procedure but didn’t take extreme measures to remove dejoy from USPS or to halt or reverse the damage he did.
    • Musk manipulated votes in multiple ways, he now has more money and more criminal liability this time around… So he’ll probably just sit this one out?
    • flock cameras are watching you vote this time, scanning your face/plates, linked to a profile with your “estimated threat level” and deploying the limited number of brown shirts they have to most “efficient” areas where “they” are gathering based on flock cross referenced with exit polls and historical turnout for registered voters at a given polling place.
    • ice agents may or may not disrupt polls directly, though the threat alone will keep many voters away. Though they may avoid direct voter intimidation beyond a couple early performative shows, they may just cause strategic disruptions NEAR real time targeted key polling places (see above point) and disrupt common car/bus travel routes
    • all the above in coordination with news/media and social media companies owned and run by complicit oligarchs with incentive to tell the story the other fascists need told.
    • and a now mature cult, pardoned from consequences of a prior failed coup, likely impatiently waiting for another story of national violence to help them unite as perceived victims or bask in the glow of a “victorious” violent act for “their team”.