After all, the bible is the repository of all humanity needs to know.

And everyone’s voting Republican again next November, because Trump is Just Plain Folks! Sad.

The Media: “Dear Leader was seen to close his eyes in fervent prayer for our freedom.”

And all the kittycats say NOM NOM!

Of course we won’t expect.it, because they’re a bunch of passive, fearful Clitty McLabiasteins who care only about their jobs.

His underlings will prop him up for as long as he’s useful.

Like that other guy. Stalin?

“Weed, man!”

You think being white and middle class will save you? Bullshit. We’re all on the menu.

We can’t. That’s part of the plan. A balkanized populace can never get together and face the real threat.

cough-cough-BULLSHIT-ahem-cough

“thinks” he can?

When there’s no ne to stop him, I’d say he CAN

It’s going to be a long 50 years. You think it’s fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

Sacrifice the weak for Capitalism!

MAGAs: “Not a cult! DEMOCRATS are a cult!”

Leopards: “Hey Steve, pass the hot sauce! This MAGA face is a little bit bland.”

There is going to be a LOT of Republican fuckery. I hope he’s up for a fight.

“Epstein? Never heard of him. He was a low level person. Never existed. I think he used to deliver covfefe at Mar-a-TACO. Very low level.”

The Holey Bibble in one hand, your bootstraps firmly in the other. Isn’t that how you MAGAs tell us to live?

Get pulling.

SPOILER ALERT:

Nothing will happen.

If you can’t pay for a private forecaster, you deserve what Republican Jesus gives you. /s

As long as they’re Republicans.