Aunt Teepha

*Vim

I think people have just forgotten. XP was so nasty, I stuck with Windows 2000 for my machines that had to run Windows until after support ended and new things stopped working - leapfrogging over both XP and Vista, straight to Windows 7.

The authors of these bills are deeply untechnical.

Joke’s on you, CNCs are in the bill already

My wife got rid of my Mr. Bean VHS collection

No, he was all for hypocrisy.

With beans?

And fit into a little RV.

Don’t interrupt the enemy while they’re making a mistake.

Can’t leave, everyone has already boarded and they’ve closed the doors.

Also, no leaving your seat until after takeoff.

A different error each time?

Get somebody else to pull it.

It’s because they ran out of fecks

What about feckless hippies that sold out to the neoliberals?

tl;dr why did it have to be snakes?

Not for long!

Well, I know better than to post comics in his language and butcher it.

I call bullshit. That’s a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of “sacrifice.”

“Dice” is the plural of “die.”