Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

40k games??? That’s far too many

I’m not sure whom you’re trying to mock: me (baselessly), OP, or an unspecified third party

I mean, if you want to buy me a new and better smartphone to replace the one that I’ve been using since I received it as a gift 4 years ago, then go right ahead. Otherwise, no need to be so condescending about something someone may not have the finances to affect.

It was within their safety factor of 50,001

The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.