Oh 100%. It’s the same thing with autism. “Back in my day we didn’t have no autists!” Yes, gramps, you did. Problem was that you tied them up and kept them in the boiler room because you didn’t understand them.

Like I had no idea Oscar Wilde was gay despite being aggressively a homosexual. Why? Because my teacher taught me growing up that Oscar Wilde just had many male friends. Also had no idea Alan Turing was gay. No idea that Patrocles and Achilles were gay. No idea that Alexander the Great was a flaming homosexual. That man had to be literally dragged away from the body of someone he grieved over for days and buried as a God but “they were just good friends.”

I was really hoping that these terrible PizzaCake comics would stay on reddit. Every single one of her comics is like this. There’s no punchline. It’s just self-righteous whining one way or another. Her whole shtick on reddit is angering people in the comments and then making a comic about them. Literally every single comic. I’ve got a few thousand webcomics saved and none by her for a reason.

He can selectively breed me…

Moopsy!

Tant pis <3

Yes. Because holding hands is equivalent to having a tomb built for you and the person you shared a literal bed with while having no relationships with anyone else.

Cultural differences do indeed exist but something’s are universal. Like being gay and living together but not making a big deal about it and announcing it because if we did we’d be crucified by heterosexuals

Well, they had a tomb built for them so gonna go ahead and nullify that theory.

People are just gay dude, lol

Another real option. I can’t find the original post I got this from and reverse image search is of no help.

Kinda looks like the Enterprise jumpsuit

Well I’m on an island in the ocean in Canada and with no car. You coming to pick me up?

Fuck

I mean… I’m hungry…

Where’s the address?

I’ve seen that Stewart clip for years and I’ve never been in a position where my rant against it would make sense but this shit has been prepared over the course of years.

Much like the vulcanized rubber New Yorkers insist on calling pepperoni.

Detroit is what I like, actually. And it ain’t focaccia, that’s sicilian style pizza. Detroit is boss bread with bamf toppings on top.

They’re similar. Detroit style has more cheese (like a lot more) as well as the cheese usually being cheddar, blackened/carmelized sides and is a denser/chewier bread. Siccilian style pizza is closer to a sort of foccacia bread. Usually softer, mozza more often as the base cheese and has more herbs and stuff. They’re very similar but also fairly different too.

eats his literal fucking brick of bread, cheese and pepperoni

Detroit style baby.

I was being facetious for comedy effect. My point was that they’re like if Remy the Rat opened a pizzeria but was just a literal fuckin’ rat.

You can keep your folded monstrosity but keep in your borders!

Thank you lol and Detroit-Style or bust.

I’m preparing for a wave of downvotes from people who will praise Jon for the same rip but will give me shit for ripping apart his tarp of grease and failed dreams. I mean at least his ‘pizza’ folds easier than his morals. I do love the dude but he is just wrong on pizza.

Edit: Look at that, I was right lol