I wonder why he lost. /s

“Which is the giraffe?” “…Hold on, gimme a sec… Boy, this is not easy, huh?”

And yet, if theft stopped, prices wouldn’t go back down.

That’s the thing. They lost $9.2 billion, but they still turned a profit.

I fully believe he is a “student of history” because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.

He wants a movie with a black man and an Asian man who hates America teaming up to fight corrupt criminals? When the last one got 17% on rotten tomatoes?

…Does anyone even want this? Even if we ignore the controversies (like Jackie Chan serving on the CPPCC, Chris Tucker flying to Epstein’s island, and Brett Ratner harrassing a dozen women we know about), who actually looks at Rush Hour 3 and waits 18 years for a sequel?

I have to believe Jerry, the exec who’s bad at his job but the CEO likes him, has 16 strikes. One more strike, and the CEO will be forced to update the policy again.

Yeah, I heard about that. Pretty sure Himmler had something similar.

I’m honestly not THAT surprised. If there’s a high turnaround and little of value they can take from direct access, then you’d want it more accessible than secure. And since the value in an art museum is physical, the camera footage isn’t worth nearly as much. Plus, how tech-savvy are the owners of an art museum going to be?

Still, you’d expect a number, at the very least. Or something like MonaLisa14. Something you change every 6 months. Louvre is WAY too default.

How can you be sure there wasn’t already a cover up?

I wonder why they don’t work there anymore…

Dang, that is a large, walking penis. And it’s arresting a woman in a costume. Three penises, in fact.

He wants to seem relatable to the other Nazis.

I think they’re less “vulnerable” and more “fragile”

Is the idea to stop a kid from killing their classmates by killing everyone before they get the chance?

“We’re all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler”

What was the actual amount? Importantly, was it more than 0?

Nah, even if the minority group doesn’t do anything, “yes they are. They’re being evil and doing evil things just over there where you’re not looking, and that’s why bad things are happening to you. The only way to stop them is to give me power.”

You know, in hindsight, it makes sense that there is a separate “Ben” and “Jerry”, but I never really gave it much thought.