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Jellyfin gang 🏴‍☠️

Work’s pink multi surface cleaner. Never knew I’d know exactly what the fuck poison tastes like! Gotta say, pretty unpleasant

You already know they’re gonna dump a water bucket on it and make a nether portal the second you let them do that shit dude🙄

You told people to mix bleach and ammonia, Peggy?!

Kneecapped at a minimum truly.

Um, to tell him to stooooooop it. He’s already said that.🙄

Genuinely unsure if I remember him saying he told him to stop and was the “one to turn him in,” or if the substances I am using to cope with reality have finally warped it enough for me to remember days like shitty episodes from my favorite show.

My mitochondria hurt

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In a retail career approaching 30 gang

Sega does what nintendont 😎 (hire actors who have admitted to assaulting women and don’t give a shit that they have done so, Sega nor actor)

I do possess peripheral vision, unfortunately and he likes to sit down next to her, like he expects us to stop and continue talking about how cute he is. Lol

Friendly reminder that you should purchase Nintendo products secondhand if you absolutely cannot emulate and pay to get that bad boy modded cause fuck Nintendo

Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Why does one of our cats stare whenever I’m getting the ol beej, tho fr

PS Vita supremacy

Tiered looking. Dog was in full German chocolate cake mode. That’s how he remembered the circles.

Me rn

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Like, a hairbrush?