Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Could be inherited.

All is as it should be.

So, wait. whose face is getting eaten here? The actual face itself is presumably “back in the factory with you, wage slave”, but who actually voted for this?

Crimson beyond blood that flows

You’re not here to “get it”, Mr. Burton!

As I understand it, that’s in large part because of the Cuban expat community, who are mainly a single issue demographic focused on “fuck the Castros”.

“I could, but I won’t”

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

What a loser.

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Platypi don’t!

Is this the mythical welfare queen I’ve been warned about my whole life?

Per the sidebar for this community, “leopards ate my face” is a metaphor specifically for the 2-part case of:

1. someone supporting an oppressive person or policy (“I support the Leopards Eating Faces Party”)
2. only to get oppressed by the very person or policy they supported (“I didn’t expect them to eat my face”)

So, once again, what specifically is this article saying that Schumer supported, and how is he now being oppressed by it? Because younger Democrats giving him shit for enabling fascism isn’t actually oppression.

That… has nothing to do with the linked article. What specific policy is being talked about in the article, and who is supporting that policy only to get hurt by the policy itself applying to them?

Hang on. Schumer is a fucking coward, no argument from me there. But who’s the leopard here, whose face is getting eaten, and what is the actual face being eaten?

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

If you don’t have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s