He didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning.

When you post something on the Internet, it will stay there forever.

When someone else posts something on the Internet, it will disappear off the face of the Earth by tomorrow.

One time I had a dream where I saw something really cool happening (can’t remember what exactly) and I decided to take a picture with my phone to view it later.

I woke up disappointed that it wasn’t saved to my camera roll.

Missed opportunity to call the nightclub “The Fruit Bowl”.

What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?

Meet the new app, same as the old app.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a “monkey”, is in fact, a simian, or as I’ve recently taken to calling them, “higher primates”…

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Et tu, Brute?

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Oh, so it’s basically like YouTube’s auto-generatedd subtitles. Never mind.

I’ve always gotten Peanuts vibes from this comic, but I never said anything about it, because I assumed it was intentional. Thank you for confirming this!

So many corporations have used the words “Pro” and “Max” that they have now become meaningless.

Anti-Mindvirus

No, it’s comparing apples and bananas.

Hey, brother! Can you spare an IP address? Perhaps some browser cookies?

They say he’s sick, he’s obscene.

Sorted by most likely to keep New Year’s Rsolutions to least likely:

• Hulk
• Superman
• Batman
• Iron Man

New year, new territory. I like it.