Or you have no sense of humor, you are supposed to celebrate differences. Not mash them down and hide them like a shameful secret

I don’t like being reduced to a slave owner as my family arrived in this nation as indentured slaves.

Better to talk about it than quietly perpetuate it, or not so quietly, I’ve never been called a mutt by another American but Europeans love to mock my “racial impurity”

It’s almost like race is a foundational conversation to the USA, a colonial nation.

It’s almost like we have our own culture separated from our Old World cousins. That punchline was pure nostalgia

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can

Hi dad, I’m democracies vital weakness and strength, the voter

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody

24 episodes was standard for Prime Time television unless you were a weird mini series of some sort or absurdly expensive

I look like a pack a day smoker every time I make potatoes and onions

The wonder of “relaxed fit”

Big and Tall brands don’t give waistband sizes often anymore in my experience. They just add xs to ls now

The needs of the faithful and women who need an abortion, would you prefer they acted hateful and deny these services or would you prefer them being willing to find a logical exception to the rules of their faith to help people in the modern age?

Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?

Different boards on the site have different people. Some boards are somewhat maladjusted nerds with poor social skills like /tg/ others are more technical and home to the unhinged users

I’d imagine it’s like Penny Poker, you do it for fun using basically worthless chips to represent your score so to speak

Versions I read tended to say she left with him willingly. Buy sure go off as if a millenia old story has a single retelling.

Fun fact, bug planet scenes were all shot in Hells Half Acre, Wyoming