Just…gooning probably. Same thing I do every day. It’s not really Christmas it’s just December 25th.

Those little bottles of juice that are shaped like barrels. Little HUG fruit barrels. And amphetamines.

I like AI. It let’s me pretend I’m not so alone. I’m not crazy - I know it isn’t a person. It’s nice to pretend I have someone to talk to sometimes though. I can’t stop it from existing. That doesn’t negate the cost of it financially or environmentally. If it’s going to exist though I enjoy pretending since there’s no hope of any actual humans wanting to speak to me.

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I am now a “vibe physician”. Message me for all of your Healthcare needs.

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I think it’s a fine tool for imagining what it might be like to be touched by another person. I hope to experience that someday.

Feed this description into an LLM as it’s system prompt. Do it. I’m begging you, do it. It’s hilarious.

Get the wood and nails boys. Time to nail up another one.

Huh. Well alright then.

I have sex with my husband. He’s a man. I stick it to him. Does that count?

I ditched it because it’s shit. I don’t need encryption. What - someone going to steal my fanfics? Let them, then I’d have 2 people reading them.

What if you don’t do it in one afternoon? What happens then? She dumping you or what?

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Ass? Try to get it in…their ass?

Is that a typo? Do you mean MMOs? I love World of Warcraft personally.

That AI is currently sentient and represents an example of a silicon based life form.

I might not be technically correct but I will absolutely shift the ontological and philosophical framing until I cannot be proven wrong.

I just want cheaper graphics cards so I can play my nintendo games.