I’m proud of that one. Sometimes the stars and my ADHD align.

There’s this great youtoobs channel I watch a lot. It’s this attorney who shows you how to select smoked salmon in the supermarket.

It’s the Lox Picking Lawyer.

Or me growing up being a fucking ADHD spaz that everyone hated.

Insults from others are like water off a ducks back to me, but the person who hates and insults me the most, is me.

Traditional schmaditional. They never had tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, corn or a bunch of other things until Meso-America was ransacked.