Holy shit, we’re giving a visa to a non-white person?

Libertycityhardcore!

Libertycityhardcore!

Libertycityhardcore!

Fuck!

You!

I seriously have a broccoli crown on my floor that I can’t bring myself to throw away. Fluffy little fucker loves it.

I thought that most of the movie was somewhere between fine and fun, but that casino planet sequence was so unbearably bad that it soured the entire movie for me. I thought it was poorly-done, ham-handed social commentary awkwardly shoehorned into a strangely long sequence. And then at the end of it, they were in the exact same position they were at the beginning. It took a huge chunk of the second act, and it basically amounted to nothing.

I threw a plastic bottle in the trash about 4 years ago. I’m clearly the problem.

I complain about the modern world petty often, but damn some of it is nice. The other day, the dishwasher was running, the washing machine and dryer were going, the robot vacuum was doing its thing, the litter box was cleaning itself, and I was just sitting there with a beer and a good book.

Potential downside to that is that you’re at least partially reliant on other people. I had a gym buddy back in the day. We’d go M/W/F like clockwork, every week for months.

Then we missed a day and literally never went back.

Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”

Oh man. Streetlight strikes some emotional chords that nobody else can reach for me. Somewhere in the Between is my personal favorite album, but Everything Goes Numb is also 100% amazing songs. Plus, I swear that every time I’ve seen them live I walk out thinking “that might have been the best fucking show I’ve ever been to.”

Whatever you’re going through, I hope you wake up in a better place in a better time.

Especially in August.

There’s no bad onramp to that world. Very few of the books require you to have read the others, and there isn’t much of a strict chronology. Apparently Pratchett recommended that people start with Sourcery, but that’s not set in stone.

The lock screen on my phone says in big friendly letters “Don’t Panic”

Toaster oven is the fucking way to go. I’ve got one with a 12x12x8 capacity and 4 cook modes. I can cook so many meals, and reheating leftovers is super easy. I didn’t have a microwave for almost a decade and I barely even noticed.

There was a point where the National Socialist Party was actually socialist. But Hitler and his ilk saw a party with popular momentum, joined it, co-opted it, and betrayed the socialist ideals.

Ha. Similarly, I was at a big music festival a few years ago, taking to a random 20- something dude. I mentioned which bands I was there to see and he just yelled “YOU’RE OOOLD!” at me.

Same guy who hasn’t washed his hands in 18 years.

Sometimes the smallest, softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions!

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

My nickname is ‘Closed Circuit’

Not gonna cap it off with Wake Up by RAtM?