After the ‘garbage’ comment last week, magats were talking about wearing garbage bags for Halloween costumes.

Somehow dressing in a garbage bag is a step /towards/ sanity.

Seriously, people who don’t know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Vanilla ISIS

The deplorables comment was one of the nails in Hillary’s coffin. We can say these things, Harris can’t

For the love of god don’t look it up. If you’ve made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It’s worse than you can possibly imagine.

I’m just impressed that Elon finally made something worse than the Harambe rap.

The PI didn’t have rich east-siders as its key demographic. It was more in tune with the actual city’s zeitgeist.

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

A fuel injector is measurably better in basically every way.

I might still rather have a carburetor…

Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.

A fake Socialist that Seattle ran out of town.

Start the night with a good craft IPA. End the night with Rainier.

Kamala Khan is Pakistani.

Kamala Harris is Indian/Jamaican.

I would bet that there are regional pronunciations. Plus, that’s not unique. I’ve met three different women from southern California named Andrea and they all had different pronunciations.

Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.

Wow. You suck.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Related to Dunbar’s number. The human brain is only capable of really recognizing around 100 people as actual people and understanding interactions with them. Everybody else in the world is only a person in a vague, nebulous sort of way.

Seriously. I bought a book online as a gift, intending to pick it up on my way through Portland. They didn’t have it ready when I showed up, so they mailed it to me free of charge.

CAT5 was right there…

Caffeine and anger.