That’s because there’s nothing to thank Never The Same Color for…

The blood I could handle. The black goo mixed into it was a bit much.

I’ve seen some nasty shit cleaning men’s bathrooms. I’ve seen some incomprehensible shit cleaning women’s bathrooms.

I really want to ever be as comfortable as they are most of the time.

I still remember looking down and seeing one of the cats just being orange. To this day I don’t know what he got into.

You think he’s ever bought his own groceries?

I don’t know if it’s a symptom of getting older, but I can tell you that pretty much every time I’ve hung out with friends in the last few years the conversation eventually devolves into what we’ve been watching.

Think about somebody who has billions of dollars. More money than they could ever spend. More than their kids or grandkids or great- grandkids could ever spend. If somebody hoarded beanie babies or newspapers or anything else the way these fucks hoard money, we’d call it a mental disorder.

Now combine that with the fact that most world problems can be solved with money. Famine, disease, housing shortages, resource wars, land wars, pollution, climate change, reliance on unrenewable energy sources, etc. All of these issues can be solved (or at least mitigated) by putting money into it.

Now imagine being a person who sees these problems and all the people suffering and dying from their effects. A person who has the solution in their pocket. And their reaction is to say “gimme more!”

Yeah, that person is to blame.

On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.

I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.

Yeah, my eyes would be on fire for hours.

https://youtu.be/PJwo6bMKBaw

My favorite comment on it is “My balls dropped during this video. And my I’m a 35-year-old woman.”

One of our cats has successfully gotten through three different types of child-proof locks to get into the treat cabinet.

The other one just sat on a lit candle.

Remember that a few days before the Kirk shooting, right wingers started to push the narrative that being Trans should count as a mental disorder and Trans people shouldn’t be allowed to own guns.

Remember that within minutes of the shooting, talking heads (and some officials) started claiming that the shooter was Trans. And when that was disproven, they started claiming that the bullets had Trans messages on them. When that was disproven they dredged up an old roommate who is Trans.

Remember that within hours of the shooting, the FBI pulled down their domestic terrorism stats page.

This is the next target. They’re constructing a narrative that Trans people and their allies are dangerous lunatics, and should be the next group rounded up and put in death camps.

Every woman I know in Seattle had an irregular period that month. Even people who weren’t within ten miles of the protests.

Plus the best goddamn theme song ever.

I did it all for the nussy.

Listen to that baby purr.

This guy gets aggro at the drop of a hat.

Season 1 was a masterpiece, at least for me and my drinking buddies. Kinda fell off a cliff, though.