Hiccups mean your growing.

Thanks parents.

When I saw a women get hacked aftermath. They installed remote access software, however in her downloads you could see the 10 duplicates.

The scum fuck scammer on the phone had to spend at least 45 minutes trying to get them to navigate to their downloads and run the installer.

Our elders are safe from this one lol

Yeah sadam is no where near as wide as mount everest on his worse day

If you’re an undecided you’ve always been a bit of a cunt but now especially.

When scrolling, the black bit always looks like his erection poking through his elastic pants.

Apologies

Normalize sleeping in different beds. Doesn’t mean you don’t love each other. Just sleep different.

Girl did dabs on break with her gf came back zonked out since she’d never smoked weed before.

Ended up slapping manager and getting taken away by ems

Cook got arrested at work one time when cops came to pick her up at her job. She was 4 feet tall so we joked they picked her up and carried her away. She had to use a step stool to make the soup and someone would hide the stool from her so she’d be pissed the next morning.

Same place had a cook drinking lean and offering it to people.

Retirement home btw