

If I need help I’m sure as hell not calling the cops. The cops are only useful if the situation would be improved by a crazed gunman suddenly showing up and shooting anything that moves.
There are situations, granted, where that’s an improvement. But not many.


Dropping babies at fire stations is a trend way older than any firefighter currently alive. They all know what the intent is if they find an unattended baby.
Some of them might take a bit before they realize it’s actually serious though.