I’ll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

I’m so grateful to my wife for not caring about that shit

Cuts it out himself with one of those derpy daggers with the retractable guard and hands it to his beloved, still beating

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

Hey I keep the hat on to cover the massive dent in my skull from lacking a brain ;)

#10 is genius if you’re a chronic hat wearer ngl

Infinity War was a better Star Wars movie than most actual Star Wars movies

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