“You don’t need to make up a secret group of wealthy evil people running the world to be mad at – You can just be mad at the group of wealthy evil people that we KNOW run the world out in the open” ~ ROSSI, Milo

Sturgeon’s Law

Derived from a sci-fi writer who was told sci-fi wasn’t respected as “real literature” because “90% of sci-fi was shit”, to which he supposedly responded:

“Well, 90% of everything is shit”

Now that everyone who was old enough to give a shit in 1981 is pushing 60, can we all agree that, like, disco was pretty good actually?

Some genuine bangers in there. Not at all deserving of the backlash it got.

Has she ever given a reason?

I don’t remember the last time I saw an advert.

Like, genuinely, I get politely confused when people talk about them. What do you MEAN you’re not adblocking everything? What do you MEAN you still use a service if you can’t adblock it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN you paid for YouTube?

That’s his look for when he’s in the South Hemisphere (he does quickchange like a stage actor mid-flight)

Milk and cookies and a heavy coat don’t do well when it’s a tropical summer, friends.

My aunt and uncle are doctors

Their sons are, respectively, a baker and an aeronautic engineer.

Make of that whatever you will.

Corporate events

Good god just send me back to the office so I can work already.

The Warp from Warhammer is real. Every mind in the universe is linked in an invisible, non-physical way, and the ~collective vibes~ of those minds feed back into the physical world, creating a loop where everything people believe slowly becomes more ‘true’.

Not worrying about money or visa?

… Like. Tierra del Fuego. Or one of those remote areas of Canada/Alaska

Basically a cold, cold place that rarely sees heat. I detest heat.

I loved school uniforms as a deeply autistic young man who really, REALLY struggled with all the silent peer pressures of fashion.

There was an outfit I could wear without half a thought every day and no one cared.

All of them.

My most radical opinion is that every story ever created should be made to end. And continuing any story past a well-made ending is a crime against storytelling.

We should have a law where sequelising a story that already reached a satisfying end incurs fines that quickly escalate into insane amounts of money. Redirect that dosh into funding actual original art.

read this in castlevania dracula voice

Enderal was already mentioned so I’ll say Project Brutality

It turns ol’ Doom into a totally new (and so over the top that you can’t help but love it) game

I mean

In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

Because with every year that passes I slowly turn into my 'pa. I’ll soon be the age he was when he made me, and I look like the spitting image of him. Maybe a bit fatter and a lot gayer.

I do not slowly turn into god with every year that passes.

The so-called “anarchist” boy I met at my union meeting when I

When I touch

Touch his pro-state.

For a second I thought this was a 196 post and was wondering “where is it? Where is the proselytizing shitpost?”

Sounds like a surefire way to see wank-bank you wanted no part in and which definitely doesn’t line up with your turn-ons.

Don’t look at it.

Boot into a linux live usb

Run dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/<driveid>

I probably didn’t get that perfect, but, close enough. Look it up on the internet or check the man page idk