Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the “Too Creepy for Epstein Island” Award. Trump’s FIFA World Peace Price ain’t got shit on that

Pampered and spoiled and slightly fat is the best any of us can ask for

I can picture her happily purring in this picture

Her ears are so big! 🖤🤍

If you’re crying for her, you won’t be alone in that tonight

I’m genuinely curious how you rate the seasons of Westworld, the first season is absolutely one of the best things I’ve ever watched, and I still enjoyed the second season, but it really declined from there in my opinion

Turns out Clippy’s last name was “von Neumann” this whole time

Exactly, this whole thing wasn’t for nothing, it was for a bunch of war criminals’ egos

Looking at the temperature outside today, it’s a pleasure to burn

If someone can spot me $300 million, I’ll get functional public transit going in my city instead.

In the meantime, my options are drive a car, or be unemployed.

I think I’d get close to $5 if I traded in my current car, if that helps

If you can spot me $30,000 I’ll get an electric car today

He’s the mayor for more people than several US governors are governors for

Wyoming still hasn’t hit one million

Also, those good ol’ boy, wannabe Boss Hogg mayors would do that anyway

The people of Ukraine are having their homes destroyed, their families murdered, and their children kidnapped

The people of Russia don’t have gasoline

This sounds straight out of a Dr. Chuck Tingle original (I mean that in the best way possible)

MBAs in a nutshell

They even mention how the point is to buy the whole laptop once and then upgrade or repair it, instead of buying an entirely new laptop. Of course they’re selling fewer laptops than anyone making mediocre netbooks

The best time to start building your own Thunderdome was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

If a child commits a crime in the UK, the Crown revokes their childhood licence; not legally a child, ergo not legally a children’s prison

!dropout@lemmy.blahaj.zone is over this way :)

This training video really helped me, I’m 6-1 against banana-wielding assailants

Thanks for (most importantly) saving her, and for sharing her with us!