Whoa whoa whoa! Let’s not lose our cool here. I promise I am only a semitic cephalopod. Only flying I do is vicariously through my drone!

Bruh, it’s obvious it’s SwimmingCactus. ::facepalm::

Bärenjäger! Hard to find sometimes, but fuck me is it absolutely delicious! And it’s not affiliated with bigots.

I like the combination Xitter, pronounced “shitter”

This coming from the same exact person that called for a boycott of Tesla not just two years ago, is fucking rich.

Some of us spent money to see this happen.