Someone should have recruited lots of obese men in army uniforms for the parade.

I needs to get me a BFG9000!

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

I’m sure Trump would have to fine and arrest himself.

Like google, I’m sure Jeff has a near unlimited supply of money to pay lawyers.

Not sarcasm, I was commenting on the number of installations.

…on billions of phones. How is that sad?

It’s like when the girl you asked for a date never texted you back.

I’m confused. Am I supposed to applause china for someone finally standing up to Trump?

Good luck!

Good luck!

And Canada, we will welcome scientists, doctors and other people in the medical care industry.

Too late!

He’s turning America into North Korea.

I think Java was first released just after I graduated. I do program Java at my day job though, and I don’t mind it. It has its quirks but I find I can express myself using Java, but I probably try to think towards much in OO paradigms when I design and code.

Trump must have whispered the word “Rich” before “America First”.

It doesn’t matter as long as his supporters believe him, which they will. They don’t care if it’s true or not.

Isn’t that the point? The service department makes more money.

Surely Grok would make a better president and be more human and intelligent?

“Join our Discord server and Sub-Reddit!”.

Umm, no thanks.