The solution to too many unnecessarily-connected devices is more connected devices?

They didn’t brick it, but the Nest thermostats that customers bought before Google acquired the company will be offline only now. No opening of the firmware, so they’ll become useless at some point, and already have lost major functionality.

Damnit! How am I supposed to be a grammar snob if I can’t even spell his name right?

There’s no place to grammatically put a comma for disambiguation, but if you switch around the subjects you can clear things up:
Ernie’s mom and Burt Bert?

Thank you. I was wondering which you (and others) typically use.

Those are crazy time-delay mirrors?

Paid, self hosted, etc.?

Do you ever remote into this machine? What do you use for that?

it’s pronounced “png”

yes

I presume they’re all U.S. citizens until proven otherwise in court.

no, it’s an imposter

his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

They like them so much they put freeways in their freeways.

I don’t know what farts me up more…

let them eat taco

But what does IT stand for?

the answer can be found by pondering your orb while eating beans and wearing jeans

Well he might say yes, but he might mean no
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Sell him the coffee table, go boy go
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It’s chipboard quality, easy installment scheme
And Patrick lives under the roundabout
Nobody told him different
Blows out the brake dust behind the caravan
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If they’re lucky they get put in White City
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Times are hard and the kids ain’t learning a thing
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Except stealing and fighting
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So they offer him a salary
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National Health and a pension scheme
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So he can lie in his bed while he bleeds to death

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So we hand them rich-women-coffee-party handouts
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Fill them full of sick cos someone’s gotta eat it
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And it won’t be us because we’re the smart ones
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Motivated in a public school, we live on the west side
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Equal opportunity, except if our pedigree dogs
Don’t like the smell of your children

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Lead as happy fun tune

They’re stealing and fighting
But we live on the west side

not quite sure it’s not starting out enshittified