Yeah, I got it the first time.

No, no, no, no, it’s only terrorism if the perpetrators are brown. If they’re white republicans it’s just a little prankarooni!

It’s laughable that MAGA chuds keep insisting the mainstream media is biased against Trump when the truth is he gets every advantage and benefit of the doubt imaginable. It’s not their fault he’s just a stupid piece of shit that fumbles everything despite their help.

Let’s be honest here, the mainstream media and cable news networks in particular have been carrying water for Trump since he descended that fucking escalator in 2015 and announced his racist platform. Nobody wants a second Trump presidency more than the mainstream media. There’s a reason ABC kept turning his mic back on during the debate but shut Kamala Harris down the one time she tried to speak outside of her allotted time. The major news outlets have failed us completely.

Yes, that’s the Major League Soccer team I’m referring to. As I said, there are plenty of Messi fans that call the sport soccer. Your claim is objectively false.

He plays for Inter Miami in the MLS. I assure you, plenty of Messi fans use the term soccer.

Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I’m aware of the etymology of soccer

It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄