I would unironically watch that on TV.

Out of principle I always reject all, even though they are blocked by pf blocker anyway.

No. Uclock Origin.

He was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records and more importantly, he rallied people for an act of terrorism, namely attacking the parliament.

While I realise it’s more complicated than just a blanket ban for all criminals, in the case of Donald Trump, IMO, it really is that easy.

Edit: He also stole government documents. Another offense added to a list the US judicial system wipes its ass with.

Well then it’s pretty credible. The only problem is the judicial system in the USA is so fucked that a convicted felon can have the highest position in their state. And they even stated that they won’t prosecute a president no matter what crime he committed. So, what does it matter? At this point, the guy is convicted of multiple felonies and has committed multiple crimes during his term as president. And no one’s going to do anything about that.

Genuine question, is this real?

What Putin blackmail photos? For real, never heard of it.

What are VLMs?

The standard text for this meme is “Y U NO [verb]”.

Netflix: “Are you still watching?”

Someone’s lovely daughter: picture #4

Um, how about real conspiracies? No need to make something up. A few examples:

1. Trump colluding with billionaires to take over the USA.
2. Tech companies’ proxy mass surveillance for the NSA.
3. Billionaires keeping the USA from having infrastructure other countries have had for decades or even centuries.
4. The erosion of private property due to market incentives.

Real conspiracies are seldom bombastic or spectacular.

Abusive parents the second you defend yourself effectively: “I didn’t know you had teeth, sorry for biting you.”

I think rich people should contribute to society.

People who make 50K a year:

Ah, so right now it is quite literal slavery. But instead of the old-fashioned way of buying a slave directly, I buy a monthly subscription to a slaver, which operates the slave centre abroad, where it cannot be audited.

Imagine being a person able to come up with something like this.

You’re joking right?

What the hell is that?

This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.

What year is it? Am I really this old?

I mean this very kindly: I recommend to see a psychotherapist. Many state health insurers reimburse the cost for it.

JPEGs bad reputation results only from platforms automatically compressing things with very bad presets. Just saying.