A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

His wife also did some postnatal abortion with his children in the last days of the Führer bunker. Pity the Goebbels.

Happening soon.™ Our project has already reached the CGI rendering phase.

Drive the speed limit at all times.

Else you’ll get a very hands-on introduction to the concepts of centrifugal force and static friction.

Seeing someone censor themselves like that makes me want to unalive them by stabby-stab.

You guys should really read the Russian version of 1984. The translators incorporated a lot of Soviet lingo into it. Which just is the icing on the cake.

Holy shit.

Genuine question as a European, is this real?

Better jump the train to the EU. We don’t have a dictatorship, we only have a neighbour who tries to invade.

Service guarantees full citizenship!

;)

Doesn’t work that way. We should stop attacking each other and start attacking the people actually responsible for this nonsense. Apple both was the first for gluing the phone together and removing the headphone port. Every other device manufacturer follows suit such that people cannot choose. Samsung was publicly mocking Apple for locking the bootloader and guess what? Which Samsung phone can now freely install any operating system? That’s right, none of the more modern ones.

Only the new battery initiative from the EU which forces manufacturers to make batteries normally replaceable again, will change that in 2027. Short version is, if there isn’t any sort of bigger power forcing them to do something, they will refuse to, as long as screwing you makes more money. And in most cases, it does.

They’re using Reddit as a source. My, they’ll be in quite a surprise when the LLM finishes training.

Large General Binocular Telescope

The operating system support for JPEG XL is really there! By now even Windows supports it natively. Not only previews in the file manager, but also in the media viewer.

I didn’t have time to check all the comments, so here’s a backup:

Just install GNU/Linux

;)

If the children had assault rifles on them at all times, they could have defended themselves. Assault rifles, pump guns and other long weapons are perfect for children, since they cannot point it at themselves and pull the trigger at the same time. Also to further enhance the safety of your child, just be sure to give them soft point ammo, since it would shatter on impact with any harder wall and avoid ricochet.

Edit: God save President Trump and watch over all of your children.

Linux sucks actually. >:)

Cat girl GILFs

Showing the american hospital my “100% off” Cupon.

Investor money embezzlement speedrun any%

“What did you do on Epstein Island, Steven?”

As a CS grad I can confidently say: No! They are absolutely worth your time.