maybe his mutant power is neck fat accumulation and he figured out how to make it work in his favor. Also, his taylor could just really suck.

imagine a world where she’s the least progressive politician. That world includes her, and I’m cool with that

unironically yes. I saw a Sony? branded EV with a long thin screen on the front bumper playing Ghost of Yotai trailers.

Abyssmal. The AI data center people have bought up all the torch fuel and John Deer installed DRM and kill switches on the pitchforks after establishing monopoly.

I wanted to talk smack at you but honestly that’s kind of a fun idea

he put a guy with a dead brainworm in charge of health.

Do you REALLY think anyone suckling at his teat is going to care about experts? They all universally hate experts, specifically because those people call them out of their nonsense.

makes sense

The secret sauce there is linux support. It may sound like a marginal thing, but Valve has been working on making Linux gaming viable for over a decade now and it’s paying off in spades. GOG exists, sure, but they’re a fraction of Valves influence for a reason. Besides, there was a DRM free distribution chain before GoG that everyone used, it was called piracy.

My steam key to download steam came with my physical copy of half life 2. I was there when the old magic was written, and that HL2 box was the last physical game I ever bought for my PC. For the decade before that, almost all my games were also digital copies, just not legit ones ;) And that’s the part you’re missing. Steam and Netflix were both easier and higher quality than pirating and cheap enough to justify. Netflix decided to milk that for all its worth, but Valve stuck to its plan and has consistently offered a very good alternative to piracy, which won over a generation of digital media hoarders.

yacht makers hate this one simple trick.

that room is cooked

Please list all the other software you still buy from a box on a shelf at a store. The only one I can think of would be a copy of windows (on a USB stick!) or physical movies, and that’s a shadow of its former self even though the physical media usually comes with a key for a streamable copy.

I get the sentiment, but physical media was a dead end the second broadband became viable. I’m glad vinyl made a kind of a comeback, but come on, even consoles are digital-first nowadays.

Please pull some Ready Player One Halliday level bullshit with your company when you die. PLEASE.

I came in here expecting Samsung hate, and I am not disappointed. They’re like 13% of South Korea’s GDP, they should make shit that lasts longer than a year!!

IT GETS LONGER TO HANDLE HARDER BLOWS.

I don’t see a need for a president now that I think about it

surprisingly good, but the grapes have to be cut up. Eating a mouthful of chicken salad only to have something squishy suddenly burst in your mouth is not a pleasant experience.

It’s not amazing, but it cuts the richness of the otherwise salt and fat heavy dish (especially in the Midwest where it’s like equal parts mayo and chicken)

And that light? Albert Einstein.

There’s a joke in here about a neck trick I don’t want to get banned for.