Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

Double rainbow deep

Yes, many millenials have been mentally fucked up by being constantly told that they were special or they would grow up to be special or achieve to become special. Now they’re not special, they’re average, just like everyone else, but they can’t handle it or accept it. They grow depressed, of get a bloated ego or vote for Donald Trump et al.

I personally think it’s a liberating feeling to just be average. Make the best of your life, no pressure. I’ve made some lasting (positive) impressions on a handful of individuals and that gives me loads more satisfaction than being a world changer and loads less stress.

I believed that you’d only get a finite amount of words in your life. So I didn’t speak much and I would think that the annoying kids in school that always were talking through the teacher’s explanation, would get their punishment later in life when they’d go mute because they would have used up all their words.

That why I switched to classical music during chores. But there are so many facets and subtleties to a violin that you can hear if you listen very closely. … and that’s how I found out I was on the spectrum.

I don’t know exactly what species that is, but it must be in the family of the stabilus difusius

Maybe he just owned land with oil reserves in the ground?

I don’t care what they need, they can take it all as long as they win this. I am willing to sacrifice OP’s body

That’s a little known fun fact about owning a house when you’re not a millionaire. You need to get handy.

Like most dictators, his ego has to be accounted for as well.

How do you pronounce “mlmym”?

I don’t smoke much weed anymore,but when I do, I watch The pick of destiny or Dude where’s my car

I love star trek memes!

I like being std free

No, he’s right. The “one hundred” part really does add certain powers, Austin Powers

If you are or ever become a mother, you’ll be smegma

I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

To me, Java feels nice and homely. Like coming home to your family over Christmas. Of course your parents aren’t quite with the times any more and a bit racist, which always makes for a nice discussion with your sister’s Hispanic husband. And there’s always uncle bob, who gets way too drunk and starts hitting on your wife. Your sister usually tries to get you to invest in her latest MLM scheme and the food tastes like seasoned cardboard. But it’s always warm and welcoming. Luckily it’s only for the holidays.

Yeah! How dare they admit that they judge people for petty reasons. You’re supposed to keep that shit to yourself!

That just shows which of these two roles hold a higher regard in US judicial system.