alaphic

I didn’t expect…

Good news everyone!

I’ve developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker’s experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It’s simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you’re concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is ‘No,’ congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it’s probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is ‘Yes,’ you’re likely still fucked somehow! 😁

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s not a lich, tbh