“People are being fooled by a secret pedophile cabal!”, says influencer supporting a secret pedophile cabal.

So much of it. Also shrooms. But eh, all of that can be done in a closet these days.

But honestly, just eke out an existence as a cannabis grower is my dream life.

Real black caviar, I didn’t pay for it, yes it was worth it.

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Like, Damascus steel? Uranium?

I’m not homophonic. Some of my best beats are homophones.

“My Day”, by @spaghettiwestern

You’d ace this talk!

I’d watch this at 2 AM and be hooked start to finish.

This is a really fun question btw

…please let us leaveeeeee…

I’m taking notes.

I’d listen to that!

Subscribed to cat fact.

Nobody understands that shit. You can just wing it. Nobody will know.

Thanks for letting me come to your TED talk!

Slime molds.

“look, it’s all in your head. Wanna buy home insurance?”

…aaaaand POST!

I WISH people would stay silent.