Lol, I guess a phrased that strangely. I’m not married to my cousin, but I have definitely been around some people who did.

Good. Shame on you Texas.

This isn’t an “um actually,” simply a weird american thing that I’ve experienced but, marriage to your first cousin is not illegal here. Prolly should be, and you aren’t wrong about it being immigration fraud but still, if it was a real marriage, there wouldn’t be anything illegal about it.