you can’t escape what you helped create

AZUL CRESCENT IN LEMMY??? YOOOOO

and stripe apparently plans to allow NSFW content in future, which is super promising.

I hope itch.io finds an alternative in the meantime though

Picarcher

this is a good thing though??

goals

Mamdani is fucking AMAZING, I’m from the UK and I’m hyped xD

if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

oh my goodness. who could have seen this coming.

silly sisko. humans are not 5 dimensional creatures, we can’t see the future.

somebody get that graph of left handed people

I do love a good 2 hour presentation from the doctor

suspension of disbelief is a requirement

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

eugenics

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs

don’t tell T’Pol

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE

mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses