I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water’s surface in my grandfather’s pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was… different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, “is this love?”

Who among us hasn’t had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?

Pretty sure this is not the first time he’s openly admitted to/advocated for cheating, while framing it as “because that’s what the left is already doing.”

“Not only is he an evil socialist leftist, but he’s also in great physical shape and rather attractive.”

Weird flex, but ok.

At this point, he’d just be giving back 5000 of the dollars he’s taken from everybody this term.

So we just do:

“AI, run the world as a singular government with maximum benefit to humanity, but DON’T do a Roko’s Basilisk.”

“Something very wrong” describes literally every single fathomable thing that’s come out of this administration.

This is also a tradition at my house, and has been as long as I remember. I have a felt-lined cedar box that contains every found whisker, and I keep it right next to the safe in case a fire breaks out.

I’d recommend Anker’s Soundcore series too.

I was also a Skullcandy fan (still have a pair of their Dime 2 earbuds I like to use when I’m going to sleep). The Anker p31i are my daily drivers now, though. For around $30 on sale, they have active noise cancelling and the batteries last all day – I didn’t charge the battery in the carrying case until a month after I bought them.

Using at least two forms of currency that have his name and/or face on them.

Alrighty then, enjoy the end of creative people creating things, let’s all find out together how this ends 😐

Ok, fine, but it’s ONLY $13.50, so what are you gonna do? Not buy it just because it looks like it’s actually from actual Hell? I didn’t think so

🎵 We got STARS di-rectin’ our fate 🎵

American here and I instantly recognized him thanks to this video, too. Also, “Rock DJ.”

The US legal system still runs on powdered wigs and good ol boys and closed door midnight meetings. It didn’t catch up to the technology booms during our childhood, and it’s sure as shit not catching up to anything happening now, hence the unbridled tech bro dystopia currently enshitifying everything you can possibly imagine.

TRUMPBurgers™ are only slightly less than 50% horse meat which according to TRUMPLaw™ means we don’t have to say it on the packaging and so what you said is TRUMPDefamation™ because it hurts Trump’s TRUMPFeelings™ so prepare to get TRUMPSued™ (and/or possibly TRUMPDeported™)!

The best bar and the best local brewery in my area both got gentrified into “family friendly” establishments and they suck ass compared to what they once were.

Unfortunately, still much better than most of my other options.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Nothing in the OP says anything about a “playplace.”

Yeah, it’s really not scary at all, the premise is just so silly. But the execution is so morbid and handled with such attention to detail as to drive it home anyway.

God damn, this was an unsettling movie. Really enjoyed it.

Or maybe “assisted with work.” The chart says they do that.