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• JEFF BEZOS IS SHORT
• like Putin level short
• THATS WHY HES LIKE THAT

Posting women as the targets is such easy pickings and it’s so fuckin lazy. Where’s the white guys? Why aren’t they the face of this, since they’re the hand choking the poor?

Nostalgia is bittersweet & I love it as much as anyone but the bigger picture is this: capitalism grows like a weed or a vampire & every generation had freedom without cameras like that until gen-Xers, who were the last, which is why it feels like such magic now even tho then it was just life & being outside

Yes, heartless as she as been heartless. Brutal as she was. Live by the sword? Well ya know the rest 🤷‍♂️

The most fucked up thing about most Leopards Ate My Face types is that the leopard always eats someone else’s face first. This smug turd-lady voted for years to punish everyone she didn’t like. I feel sorry for what a hateful human she is

Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in …

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Hey, Patrick Stewart is from the 70s. The Quaalude era. Ludes, my dude

But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)

This is the only correct configuration 👍

• Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
• Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃

“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know

Think Trump fuckfaces don’t already have me and everyone queer on their mob justice lists? Do you think them saying “deported” means “dropped off at the border”? The tyranny is theirs and it came for me first.

There’s never gonna be a Nuremberg for this, you realize.

That is some powerful lube & great control to fit the entire chair in

Arthur Ray Hanson II, of Huntsville, Alabama, sent the threats.

Larry L. Savage Jr. in Indiana

Worker is not named in the story. Yeah yeah, innocent until blah blah, I ain’t got that kinda of time. NAME this worker cmon.

He means the “real” Americans will have the hardship of turning in their “undesirable“ neighbors, family members, children.

The puppy killer lady used similar language. THEY MEAN LITERAL GENOCIDE.