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I love these, I don’t even know who the Martok character was, but they’re so deliciously stupid and I giggle smirk at every last one so thanks for doing them

Just looked, didn’t even need to upvote, you’re just over 20 as of just now

Sorry but the whole chart is misaligned here. Lawful good is dog-earing the page: it requires zero extra items and uses the structure of the book itself, and it doesn’t get in the way like a (shudder) ribbon does.

All others are chaotic evil options that get in the way of reading

I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up

In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!

Meowthering Heights <3

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nice try sweetcheeks but as predicted, a second came

& when you call them out they want to lead you down this endless response chain. You wonder if they get bonuses for it

Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there

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Know what the other “tell” is? They write a wall of text. Big thick paragraphs. It’s a thing, start looking for it.

The very fact that someone like this is “still around “ is a damned red flag about mods at this point, probably?

Jeebus christ. That’s… horrible

Not sure that it’s “most” anymore. Propaganda huffers realized there was more new land to destroy / minds to influence & they had to come settle here too

hankie hugger, yall ain’t gonna win this one

Yuppp. Newsflash, Chinese government is committing a genocide against the Uighur peoples

FTFY

edit : ooooh the wee St Petersburg trollies are tryin’ ta tryin’ ta ain’tcha!

News flash, responder-guys: if you’re even humans & not the AI bots who took most of your colleagues’ jobs, you’re still always be undervalued by your bosses. They’ll never, ever save you: they’ll save their Teslas and stock portfolios instead. Your life kinda sucks and there’s nothing you can do about it AND YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE, DIDNT YOU. Free yourself. Quit this shit job and go back to school before it’s too late.

You can’t beat the human Guinan spirit!

LOLIRL. Needed this, thank you