They’re a light sleeper.

If you think that’s bad, you should hear the original plan for how they were going to conclude the event.

Found some clothes that didn’t have cat hair all over them but don’t worry, this oversight has been rectified.

warship

If somebody wants to warship him, I’m not getting in the way. Those things are dangerous.

There’s still room for him to decline?

Somebody probably explained this and he got confused-angry because he didn’t know why an airplane would need feet.

If there’s still one around somewhere, should open up a competitor across the street that deals only in cheap counterfeits of the brands they sell and call it Unjust Socks.

Would fit in well at !scrungycats@lemmy.world too.

If the first couple images and captions weren’t enough to convince me to read it, the foreword by Isaac Asimov settled it. Sucks that Asimov turned out to be a shithead but the late fees I paid on his short story collections as a kid (okay, fine, my parents paid in lieu of an allowance for chores) probably helped the local library afford a new wing or two.

I must know a bunch of stateless cats because no matter how I call them, they ignore me.

The point of that movie went over his head and hit a firefighter behind him.

Not a lie if the cats are the ones saying it though.

That sounds like an idea somebody would suggest as a joke but nobody told the chemists and engineers they were kidding until it was too late.

The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.

Never said it was but I appreciate the usage in relation to this article.

lunacy

Well done.

Nothing against you, it happens. I get a little annoyed by people who don’t take the time to read the sidebars before posting because the rules are pretty clear about what does and does not belong here. My reply to one_old_coder was intended to answer their question and not a kicking-while-they’re-down sort of thing directed at you.

Because the post violates community rules, probably.

What’s the open-ended thought-provoking question? Look at the community sidebar please.

He’s missing out on a significant amount of money by letting Joe live in his head rent-free like that.