Unpossible!

Not mine, but I knew a guy in high school who did this and I think it’s ripe for someone to steal. He would frequently add “like the dickens!” to things, the less appropriate, the better. .

Sir, I salute you!

When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don’t want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don’t steal them.

I don’t have an answer, but FWIW, here’s ideas for expanding your search in case exactly such a thing doesn’t exist:

video players can sometimes handle audio too, maybe a video player has this function

players that have command line interfaces sometimes have timestamp parameters (i think such players exist on Linux, don’t know about Android)

Scientists have been known to be materialist.

Gorm!

I’d ask your friend if they walk 3k to the market, and if the answer is no, tell them to STFU.

the walk is good for your though. You can feel like a badass for doing it, but complaining kind of weakens that.

I love the stains! I have recipe pages that look like this and know it is the sign of a well loved recipe.

The pimento doesn’t really have all that much flavor, espec next to the olive. You should definitely try some green olives again, it is one of this things that it’s not uncommon to dislike as a child and later acquire a taste for.

Vignetted? If I’m correctly inferring what you mean by that, you might also try ‘tunnel vision’ as search term.

Humerous rant or not it seems reasonable to assume its basic claims about the animal are factual. It seems really fucked up to make shit up about an animal in order to rant about it.

or a Dengue

Well yes, and what it means for “there to be things” is a whole discussion in itself. But the concepts of space and time are rather deep and fundamental (to our mental models regardless of how or if that maps to objective reality). The preference for right angles is much less fundamental and we can see past and get over it.

All this should tell us is that we have a strong irrational preference for right angles being aligned with each other.

Could somebody point out where the safe rocks are?

I would guess it’s to fool their prey.

Why would you ask this rather than adding it to wine yourself to see what amount you found satisfying?

It’s a tax. We should have leaned into educating people about this simple fact when Trump first started raving about it.

I believe there is a trade off between grippiness and hardness. So depending what kind of surfaces you need to walk on, buying boots with soles that resist wear more may have a downside.