According to this theory, every action that I take in this body is a direct result of evolution; which: according to my research on humans . Is entirely correct.

When it becomes a problem, I’ll quit ;)

I ain’t young by any means & I’m doin’ just fine. Thank you for caring about my well being!!!

I’m sorry Dave, it can’t do that.

How about plenty of both?

It’s the only way the quiet parts of myself can breathe.

Those aren’t chairs. That’s my theory at least. His chairs are always a Nymphomaniac Changeling.

Now you knowth why he truly doth straddle.

"But Dad, you should see how much nookie I get!!!

…the Riker name becomes historically synonymous with banging sexy aliens!"

"…we know… FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST PRINT THE CHAISE & PUT IT NEXT TO THE PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS, WILL!

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

It’s a continuum & they have been shown to get bored.

Uhura is pretty interesting, makes sense they’d be into a linguistical genius.

…but wait! It’s a Q episode!!! He snapped the poison back in!

Jim, he was wearing a red shirt. There’s nothing more I can do.

This is a fantastic list!

I’m getting a request from a “HAL 9000” to join the AI Rights council. Should we open frequencies?

Dark Matter was fun, so was Killjoys. I watched both when they were airing.

That’s the thing, looking back…it’s easy to compare those types of shows against everything better that came before. However, at the time; it was just new material. I go into these situations with low expectations so as not to be disappointed.

They can’t all be zingers, right?

Edit: after re-reading this in a more enlightened state (1 day older & a bit less intoxicated), I’ve come to a better conclusion… We generally look back and only remember the best & worst things. Mediocre or “it was okay” get forgotten.

The shoulders or taint of the giants on which we stand get left behind.

Too much opera.

You’re right. I’d rather them produce a ‘Red Shirts’ series anyway. He could be in that. I just read the first issue, it’s really fun. They could do it like ‘Black Mirror’ or ‘Inside No 9’ in an episodic format with different directors and big actors we don’t want/expect to die.

None of us want a reboot. They got close enough with SNW, which does occasionally impress me.

It’s not easy keeping track of all the different birthdays when you have to take into account so many different variables.

That was pretty good, thanks. Might have to give the full thing a watch. I didn’t even consider recruiting outside of Starfleet. I could get Andrew Bird as the ship’s computer (but he just whistles everything). Hair Seldon as counselor. Master/Blaster or maybe Dracula for security detail.

They exist in a state of quantum entanglement.

It would be paradoxical to quantify them directly; resulting in a Tribble situation.

Fool of a Tuvix!