gen z’s “one guy one jar” equivalent

“welcome to costco, i love you”

not all hero’s wear capes

thanks i didnt know this. i kinda got the cibes that this was the case, but had never heard of that until now. not something they taught us in school. im not necessarily “younger” but i was very disconnected for a long time between no phone, couch surfing punk houses, hobo life, then just living in rural New Mexico until like 7 years ago.

is there a textbook that people like trump read and act accordingly. because its almost as if there is a guide book on being a self absorbed fascist tyrant baby

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arson shmarson

opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink

maybe they should look in the mirror

dudes chin could end global starvation

new toilet paper just dropped

critical thinking is woke, and woke = domestic terrorizers

jokes on you, i was lookin for a job when i found this one.