That’s just insurance companies:

• They take a bunch of your money.
• You have to ask them for permission to get anything.
• They act like they’re making you a favor for existing, and convinced all their hoes that they would be dead without them

Either that or the lab equipment is infused with the souls of children.

Resurrect Yugoslavia so you can get your fridge parts

And remember to drink some water!

“owo what’s this?” - Caveman to his son, named owo.

“Mac wants the what!?”

No, you’re right. RDJ’s role on that movie was a joke/commentary about both method acting and black face.

Well, triceratops has the advantage of being one of the most popular dinosaurs.

The unlucky one for me is the Parasaurolophus ( that crested “duck-billed” dinosaur). It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and I had to search for its name tonight.

It’s never too late!

Hope one day you find one somewhere and get it as a small treat for child-you.

Español cuenta también con “Ponzoñoso” (Poisonous ) para poder diferenciar. Pero en si, sólo son sinónimos y se utilizan igual.

Otterly disappointing